Hello,
I would like to introduce a
Guest Post from a fellow blogger who shares a story about an unexpected encounter …over to you…and thank you Shady Del
Knight.....
Shocking
True Confession! I Was the Dell's Pinball Wizard.....Not a Deaf or
Blind Kid...Just Dumb!
How do you think he does it? (I
don't know!) What
makes him so good?
Did you
ever get so good at something that you could practically do it in your sleep?
That’s how it was with me and pinball, especially when it came to playing the
machine at the Shady Dell, the hangout for teenagers that I frequented in the
60s. Over the years I played hundreds of games of pinball in the Dell's
snack bar. I became so skilled that winning free games was a breeze.
Practice makes perfect, but perfect sometimes makes enemies. As it turned
out, I was too good for my own good!
One
afternoon I was deep in concentration in the middle of a pinball game when
suddenly a large hand appeared in front of me. The giant claw turned palm
downward and loudly clacked several coins onto the glass. “You done soon?” was
my interpretation of what the deep voiced stranger uttered. “Oh, yeah, I should
be,” I replied as I continued to play. The guy repeated his words, only this
time much more slowly and assertively, and this time I got the message loud and
clear. The dude wasn't asking me...he was telling me.
“YOU DONE
SOON! ME PLAY PINBALL!"
I glanced
to my right and there stood a 6-foot, 5-inch, 250 pound Goliath who looked like
a bodybuilder, a pro wrestler, a Baltimore Colts line-backer, a Green Beret and
a beer joint bouncer rolled into one. My stress level shot through the
roof when I noticed that there was not one guy standing there but two, and the
second burly brute made the first one look like Mini-Me! Both behemoths looked
angry.
In seconds
I came down with a terminal case of dry mouth and broke out in a cold sweat,
hands clammy and knees knocking. I knew it would be a fatal error in judgment
for me to keep those gentlemen waiting. I elected to do the right thing and
deliberately throw the game - take a dive, as it were - but I didn't want to be
too obvious about it.
At first I
tried to change my timing so that the flippers would swing too late and miss
the ball, allowing it to go down the loser hole. It was no use! After thousands
of hours of practice my eye-hand coordination could not be defeated.
Without intending to I kept flipping the ball back up to the top of
the playfield. I simply could not not do my best. I was hardwired
to win!
Realizing
that it was time to take drastic measures, I shifted into E.A.M. (Emergency
Abort Mode), completely removing my hands from the flipper buttons.
Having done so I expected the ball in play to make a beeline for the
hole. To my utter amazement that (expletive deleted) machine simply refused to
quit. It seemed possessed by a demon hell-bent on my destruction!
Without
any flippers flipping, the bumpers somehow kept bumping, the slingshots kept
slinging, the targets kept dinging, and the free games kept popping. The Shady
Dell pinball machine was literally playing itself!
With a
litany of four-letter words being hurled by the livid lads standing beside me,
I made the brilliant deduction that The Amazing Colossal Man and his pal
Dellzilla were not amused by my magic trick. They were measuring me for a
casket!
Deciding
that it was better to be a live coward than a dead pinball wizard, I gave up
trying to get the ball to drop and made a hasty exit, stage left. I
headed out the door and down the path toward the dance hall hoping to get lost
in a sea of faces in case the incredible hulks came looking for me. As I walked
away in humiliation I could still hear that stubborn hunka junk defiantly
dinging and popping! I hated having to leave behind a dozen free games of
pinball for those husky hijackers to inherit, but I had the last
laugh......they were gonna have to stand in a puddle to play them!